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Each night Father fills me with dread, when he sits at the foot of my bed. I'd not mind that he speaks in gibbers and squeeks, but for seventeen years he's been dead.

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show and tell: TOY STORY 3

plastic fantasticrated G

Pixar Studios is generally not in the business of sequel making. If given their druthers, they’d clearly prefer to expend their considerable creative forces expanding into fresh territories, exploring original stories and forging relationships with exciting new characters. When, in their relative infancy, their hand was forced by Disney’s straight-to-video retread-happy execs to generate a follow-up to their groundbreaking first feature film “Toy Story” they buckled in, took stock, and got the best revenge they possibly could, totally gobsmacking the Disney system by making “Toy Story 2” as good as, arguably even better, than its forerunner, securing the film a well deserved, if unplanned, theatrical release. It’s been ten years, and a host of world-wide, Oscar grabbing smashes since they pulled off that trick, and it turns out, they’ve still got a few aces up their sleeve.

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show and tell: THE A-TEAM
a simple planrated PG-13

Joe Carnahan, who directed the gritty, if outlandish, criminal escapades “Narc” and “Smokin’ Aces,” is clearly not attempting to set the world on fire with his adaptation of the frivolous 1980s hit action/comedy “The A-Team.” But he sure does seem hell-bent on blowing up as much of it as he possibly can. At this, he does a superlative job. The story, if one could call it that, could probably be counted as collateral damage, if it weren’t made so lavishly apparent that it was, itself, a direct target of Carnahan’s assault.
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show and tell: SPLICE

mommy's little monster

rated R

To be a creature, whether one that wriggles or hops or hugs or stings, one must first be created. There appear to be a great number of widely embraced techniques for baby making of various sorts, many of which humankind has been perfecting pretty much since there’s been a humankind. Beyond the usual, if possibly over-hyped practice of populating whole planets (or at least the one we can get our hands on) with dominant and potentially dangerous life forms that look just like ourselves, we’ve been working diligently for thousands of years to maneuver other living things around us to better suit our own needs, too. Agriculture and animal husbandry, and as our tech has advanced, stem cell manipulation and DNA sequencing, may all be well and good, and perfectly acceptable ways to address Mother Nature’s clear lack of imagination in not autonomously having produced wiener-shaped dogs or a pancreas that lives in a bowl, or phosphorescent glowy pigs, or a mouse with a human ear on it’s back. In fact, there may be untold benefits to be reaped from that goat they made in Canada that squirts spider webs instead of milk, but you gots to ask, where is the line?

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